Comments on: War on Squirrels http://dav.sadowl.com/archives/29/ Now with 54% more statistics. Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:27:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jacob http://dav.sadowl.com/archives/29/comment-page-1/#comment-71 Jacob Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:50:13 +0000 http://dav.rivercityransomtactics.com/?p=29#comment-71 Its never too late to lace the birdseed with arsonic or another affordable poison. Sure, a couple birds and a hobo may be casualties, but its the price of success. I know a great guy who can obtain it. Just make sure you bring the correct amount of money. I don't need to tell you what happened last time... *shudders* Its never too late to lace the birdseed with arsonic or another affordable poison. Sure, a couple birds and a hobo may be casualties, but its the price of success. I know a great guy who can obtain it. Just make sure you bring the correct amount of money. I don’t need to tell you what happened last time… *shudders*

]]> By: Michael Terry http://dav.sadowl.com/archives/29/comment-page-1/#comment-70 Michael Terry Sat, 14 Jan 2006 21:30:54 +0000 http://dav.rivercityransomtactics.com/?p=29#comment-70 Get a gun and shoot the squirrels. Bonus points for mounting squirrel skulls on the pole. If you did it up real nice, it could be like a set for Mad Max the Squirrel. Or... Find some disenfranchised squirrels and give them arms. Tell them that the other squirrels have been talking shit about them. Get a gun and shoot the squirrels. Bonus points for mounting squirrel skulls on the pole. If you did it up real nice, it could be like a set for Mad Max the Squirrel.

Or… Find some disenfranchised squirrels and give them arms. Tell them that the other squirrels have been talking shit about them.

]]> By: Joe http://dav.sadowl.com/archives/29/comment-page-1/#comment-69 Joe Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:37:07 +0000 http://dav.rivercityransomtactics.com/?p=29#comment-69 Oh, put an Aibo next to the feeder! Oh, put an Aibo next to the feeder!

]]> By: Joe http://dav.sadowl.com/archives/29/comment-page-1/#comment-68 Joe Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:29:59 +0000 http://dav.rivercityransomtactics.com/?p=29#comment-68 Electrify the pole, or alternately put cupcakes at the bottom so that they'll eat those instead of the seeds. Electrify the pole, or alternately put cupcakes at the bottom so that they’ll eat those instead of the seeds.

]]> By: Joe http://dav.sadowl.com/archives/29/comment-page-1/#comment-67 Joe Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:16:08 +0000 http://dav.rivercityransomtactics.com/?p=29#comment-67 Dave, I have the solution for this because my mom had a similar war on squirrels many years ago. You've got to grease the pole. Sounds too sexual to be effective, but it works and it's damn funny to watch the squirrels get halfway up and then slide back down. Dave, I have the solution for this because my mom had a similar war on squirrels many years ago. You’ve got to grease the pole. Sounds too sexual to be effective, but it works and it’s damn funny to watch the squirrels get halfway up and then slide back down.

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